i can't believe its summer!

I am so unbelievably excited becasue we broke up on friday and it is so mint:)
and its been thunderstorming a lot which i love even if it is a little scary when its just over your house :/!!!
and unlike tash i do not have anything to rant about like torchwood because i do not watch it, but i am seriously annoyed that Jade did not with BNTM last night but i was happy that Sophie didn't because she was like an uber bitch and yeah..
BUT i can agree with tash that the new paramore song is amazing...hello can;t wait for the new album :)

AND its my birthday really soon in like a month omg wow :) finally 17...how exciting..i sound like such a babba :( but its tashies birthday soonerand i cant wait to give her her prezzie mmm :)

so what have i been up too, well there is so much to report so i'll have to keep it short.
The last few weeks of school were pretty shite really apart from Knock Out Sports which was hilarious and my bum got stuck in a tunnel for the obstacle race, but me and pheebs won the threee legged race which was a huge triumph :D wohoo..
and i was in a fashion show where i look a little bit rank but its quite funny
and i went to krash on saturday which wasnt the best night out in ages but there was one thing which was good:) :) :)
and everythings just looking up at the moment really, ive started looking at uni's and choosing my course (Psychology if you were wondering:)) and i am going on holiday soon which is amazing and i cannot wait! me and ellen are going to Italy and then on a boat around the greek islands! how incredible:D

So to end on a good note, i am very happy and this week is going to be mint, me and tash are having an indian takeaway and movie night on saturday and i am very excited for that too because i miss her loads..

yay, well hopefully i'll have more time to write on here now its the hols so i will keep you posted :D

everything is nice

basicly....everything is nice and i like it and yay :)

i love tash :D

"YOU'RE DEAD BONNY YOU"

this is a good story :)

one day jess and tash are just walking to west jesmond metro
and jess and tash spot a man, who is limping
becasue jess and tash are mean and horrible they start to mimick the limp.
then jess screams poo in tash's face just for the crack.
then this man stares at jess
he is dirty
very dirty
covered in mud
it is nasty
and the man says to jess and tash
'excuse me, can i just make a comment'
jess and tash stand there scared he is going to tell them off for mimicking his limp
and he goes 'i want to tell you that your hair is lovely' to jess
and jess looks at him wierdly
and he goes
'ive been working at the allotment all day that is why i am filthy. i am not a grandad'
tash has already started laughing by this point
jess smiles at the man
and the man goes
'you're dead bonny when you smile, you;re lovely you'
jess goes 'thankyou?'
and he goes
'your hair is amazing, you look lovely'
'can i ask your mam and dad if i can join your fan club?'
jess goes
'um, ok?'
tash is now past herself laughing.
jess begins to laugh
man walks off and shouts ' have a nice evening!'
jess and tash say' you too"
and jess and tash creased with laughter then carry on walking towards the metro.




mmmm
old men ;)

one night only

best night in a long time, i am so prouddd to be a churchie :)
lucy craig actually made me cry laughing, i thought i was going to die, it really cheered me up and then her and stien and rachel decided to come over and dance like on me and kim, which was rather embarrasing but very funny :)
i'm so proud of everyone in it, stephs dances were just..amazing....woww

so thats about the best thing i have to report today i also had theatre studies and have a lot of new ideas for the play including blood and costumes mmm me and kate and pheeebs will have an absolute rave :)

so my sister came home, and weve had a laugh watching a film but shes gone to bed now, which i shall be doing in a sec, have to be up early and get ready to go see sara and philippa and ellen, which will be awesssome, we are going to have a reallly girlie night in town yay

stew is in Liverpooool which is utterly gay and i feel like my weekend is now shit and i wish it was tuesday!:(
AND SNOWWW PATROL IS SOOON:) YAYYYY


anyway im such a boring sod goodnight

i love sex and the city

it makes everything better seriously.
i am the moody cow of all moody cows today, i don' t know why anyone puts up with it to be honesttt!
not much been going on really, highlight of these past weeks has been yo sushi with tash and harriet which made me laugh so much i thought i was going to wet myself. :)
i feel like this week needs to be over, so badly, like its just been awful and i cant be bothered with it anymore. im looking foward to the next few weeks but i am defs not looking forward to my prefect interview and exams! just over a month until theatre studies and i am definately shitting it.

interesting things that have happened to me this week...hmmm. well i handed my prefect form in, i had a meeting with head of 6th, i had a minor breakdown on monday and ive been in severe pain for the most part! i cant wait till tomorrow to see the cabaret show thing, me and kim are just going to sit and scream really loudly whenever stien comes on stage! ahaha she's going to love us! and alicia is coming home!:)
saturday will also be good as ellen, sara and phil caz are going to try and lift my spirits again so i can have a fun night in town :)

anyways mood swings of doom have decided to take me over and i dont know when they will leave but its starting to get on my nerves, and everyone elses, so i apoligse now for being a complete bitch.
seriosuly stressing about nothing isn't doing any good either, hopefully next weekend will be better and then the weekend after, ellen is staying for the whole weekend which will be the best thing ever! :D

today was definately the worst day of the week. i am now going to possibly ring tash and cry/rant, or go to bed and do the same but to my pillow.

IM HOMEEEEEE :)

i bet everyone is so excited...not.
i have come to the conclusion i have about 16 friends. those who tried to contact me whilst away. i am very happy with this fact :)
Germany was actually amazing, i adore philippa cazaley she is my life, we have now become proper roomies, i shall miss her little snoring face at night ;)
i shall also miss jenna and lucie who i have now become pretty good friends with :) theyre lush :)

so what funny storied ca i bring home...hmm
well i got interviewed for the german newspaper
i got asked to fidn tights for a man
i got asked by a german woman what some english song lyrics mean
i ate a lot of bad food
i discovered some amazing cocktails
i found out that all germans wear bum bags and have no style
i am now obsessed with the song "up"
i eat far too much chocolate
knee deep snow is not good
i cant stop saying german words
"sorry girls, that were me" is the best quote of all time.

i have more but i really cant be bothered to type now
am chatting to chris and yazz about life and shiz, i love them both so much
chris has reminded me of the very funny ending to eurotrip with the hostel
"remember to keep your valubles in your anus" hahahaha

i also really miss my lovely best friend tash
and harriet so much too
and ellen!

eee god, im so excited to see everyone!
i spent the day today being lazy with stew after staying at his yesterday which was particularly special :):):):)
eee yay :) buzzin
i may ring tash now
xxx

germay tomorrow.

wow, i cant believe how fast this has come round, i probably wont be on here for a while, so this a last post for a bit.
im off to Rostock tomorrow to do lovely work experience talking to German people and selling them bags. how exciting.
the upside is that i get to spend a whole 10 days with philippa cazley, eat loads of german food, get away from school and laugh at funny accents.
the downside is that i miss harriets birthday, essential work and i wont see my best friends or my boyfriend for a pretty long time.

i actually cried, and probaly will do again in a bit when i'm in bed.AHHH IM SO SCARED.

anyway :) i love you tash and im around in spirit AHAHAHA CHEESSSSY
and happy birthday haz for saturday and i love you
and stew be good, i'm going to miss you more than you can imagine
and everyone else. I LOVE YOUUU :) HAVE FUNNNNN


ill be at central station at two o clock with a little pink suitcase, a massive hoodie, and a m&s carrier bag stuffed with LOADSSS of food. :)

goooooood bye
auf wiersehen :)
gutentag

bis der sechzehn februar mein freunden :)